Salad Partyyy :-)

You know it very well now, tht i m on diet.. :-) [Dont worry , see my previous posts, i have been on dieting few years back too, and see wht happened]... My dictionary has got a different meaning for it..

Dieting is an artificial state of human being when he(the person on diet)  pretends to eat less than the normal human beings(average Salman Khan looking guys) and actually thinks abt eating everytime, he is in a complete state of confusion when ,where and what to eat , his gossips start with food and ends with the same, its a kind of inorganic growth, where he is not eating anything physically and eating manythings mentally...

...Above all , the definition includes an important characteristic, the person on diet keeps on disturbing others with his views on dieting :-) , and a modern dieting wala person uses a media called BLOG to annoy the great readersssss.... :-)

Rest Characteristics of dieting later :-), so as the definition says abt dieting and history of my blog says that i am under these circumstances, few hours ago i planned a party called SALAD party, October hai, Bahut Birthdays hote hain... Best Friend ka bhi hota hai. :-)... Tight schedule... Ab problem is , how to handle so many parties, on one side u pretend to loose weight(Pretend bcoz who knows u loose or not), on other side u need to attend parties( ab itni dishes miss thodi karni hai, aur birthday to saal mein ek baar hi aata hai)...

So to trade off between the two critical situations, we have developed a Salad Party:-)

The title Salad Party is patented by King of Dabwali :-)... The menu goes: 

1. Popcorns
   
2. Juice
   
3. Salad 
4. Waffers
5. Sandwitches
6. Fruit Chat
7. Jalzeera Salty 
8. Lassi namkeen

Conditionsssss:

*** the items listed in menu must be blended with joy, laughter and smile...***

***No limitation on number of items u bring***

***Most importantly, i should be invited***

This is the idea patented for a party called salad party, it would help me in trading off between dieting and partyyyingggg.... 

Now after coming to this line of the post , u have realized and understood the definition of dieting and u can see the effects on dieting on ppl, look at me, look at my scraps.. jahan dekho wahin khaane ki aur dieting ki baat, chahe koi result naa nikle...

Veryyy eager to see ur commentssssssssss....

I have planned a prize of 50 INR recharge coupon:) for the highest comment adding person in OCTOBER..( Comments should be very veryyy DIETING typeeeee:-)*** means unique type***)